Alright, so I'm busy writing this paper about a recent case handed down by the Supreme Court. It basically mandates that State laws allowing the death penalty for non-homicidal crimes (specifically child rape) are unconstitutional under the 8th Amendment. Putting all morals aside, not that mine reach a very high standard to begin with, why not allow capital punishment for heinous crimes such as child rape? The Court reasoned that these crimes are not of the same degree as murder. The Court held that if no death occurred and there was no intent to cause death, then the death penalty is unconstitutional. I say, whack his ass. Who cares? He's not getting out of prison anyhow. Hell, he should be praying for a lethal dose of sleepy juice. Once he gets to prison he's going to quickly learn how it feels to be violated. I watch the Discovery channel and I know those folks in Cell Block D don't appreciate crimes towards women and children. They'll see to it that he clearly understands the severity of his crime. I would let the suspect choose his poison: lethal injection or the affectionate attention of the Aryian Brotherhood, Bloods, Crips, and Mexican Mafia. If he chose the latter, then I'd give him the death penalty anyway. Prisons are overcrowded. The colonial day method, town hangings, was a much better deterrent against violent crimes.
Lethal injection would actually serve as a favor. I would think that one would like to leave this place with his manhood still intact. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this is some secret fetish he's been hiding all these years.
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