You may wonder how this post ties into the whole law school thing. I guess it's mainly because politicians are generally lawyers and I feel like assessing the situation from a more humorous side of things. Other than that, no reason...just read.
Last night was another debate. As much as I dislike Obama and think he's a knob, McCain isn't exactly that much better. I'm sure I'll check the box next to McCain's name (in fact I know I will because I don't think Obama is worth the bird crap that accumulates on my windshield while I park under that oak tree in front of the law school...wow I can paint beautiful pictures with my words, eh?), but it's primarily because this year will end up being a party vote for me. If you're still straddling the fence on trying to determine who to vote for, then let me help you out.
Who do you think will be the better butt of the jokes on late night tv shows? Who would make a better action figure? Who will have a shorter term so that we can get someone worthwhile in office? I can go on and on with these stupid questions if need be, but I think you can make an informed decision based off the previous three questions. With that being said, let me answer the questions for you.
First and foremost, McCain will be in ICU for much of the 4 year term kicking back Viagra pills while he has his new pace maker installed. Then, what better than a hip gun-toting chick to lead the nation?
McCain will definitely make a better action figure...just think about the wild poses you could make with those funny arms. Go-Go Gadget, Stretch Armstrong, now it's simply the Major McCain Pain doll.
The first question is a bit tougher. Right now it's easier to crack jokes on McCain, but Obama won't be far behind once he starts banging hookers in the Oval Office.
The overall debate is pretty much over. It's obvious that McCain is only running so that when his arteries clog his estate can make a pretty good argument for why he should be the first president to be buried in the White House garden as a decorated war veteran. If you really think about it, his key motive is simply to prevent OWhackMyNaba from becoming president. Clinton used his White House bid to obtain free blow jobs, Bush Dos Equis wanted to drop bombs and become a better public speaker (I still support his brilliance that he passes along to us...as crazy as that may sound), and now it's basically a question of "Who's next and what benefit are you seeking?" With that being said, I wish I was of age to announce my presidential bid. My reasons are obvious...150K of law school debt needs to be paid off.
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