The Chair

I don't really have anything worthwhile to whine about this evening. I'm exhausted and ready to get to bed. I do however want to discuss my chair. First off, I'm paying thousands and thousands of dollars to go to law school. One would think, the tuition would include a chair that didn't cause my tail end to ache. Some rooms have lazy-boy-like comfort, while ours reflects that of metal bleachers in the nose bleed section. My main concern is that of my rear end falling asleep. Although it'd be amusing, I'd rather not pass gas in a non-volitional manner. The humiliation may prove to be too much to overcome. I gotta cut this short. I'm off to get some sleep.