Green beer not for me

Now that most of the St. Patty's day parades are over in the city, I can experience a sigh of relief. It's sickening to sit at a desk all weekend and watch people toting coolers of beer outside of my window. I'd like to partake in a few Irish specials, but unfortunately this damn brief that I'm working on is preventing me from doing so. This city is a non-stop party. That's the only problem with going to law school in this crazy city...well that and the daily muggings and shootings. I live in a prime spot for all of the entertainment that takes place here year round. Law school has become a burden. I should be living it up. Hell, I'm almost 30. Yet I chose to continue further in school. This is my 9th year in college. You can call me a professional student, but at least I already have 3 degrees under my belt and a job to go along with it. This better pay off in the long run, because it's irritating at the moment. Enough of my whining...back to writing that lame brief.