The porn industry is now asking the government for a $5 billion bailout. The movement is being headed by Larry Flynt and Joe Francis (publisher of Hustler and CEO of Girls Gone Wild, respectively). According to Flynt, the porn industry is hurting and therefore the health of the American people is going down the tubes. Flynt seems to think that we need sex more than vehicles and home loans. He must be living in some fantasy land. Where are people supposed to have sex if they can't obtain home loans? Last time I checked, public nudity gets you tossed into jail. Once in jail, you're subject to sex with Bubba (may not be the type you're into, but it's still sex, or so that's Flynt's mindset). Using Flynt's logic, it seems the lack of being able to obtain a home loan may be a good thing. Free sex at your local penal institution is not the type of sex that most Americans are looking for, but I guess it's the thought that counts. Thanks Flynt. You're a genius.
I tend to keep my blog tied to my experiences with law school and other related crap. Not that this has a whole lot to do with law school, but I'm taking a class involving corporate law this semester. Our professor tells us that we need to stay on top of current events involving the economy. So I thought, "Porn provides for a great economic discussion." And to my fellow Americans I say, "Whack it harder pal!"
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